Sunday. Austria goes stone cold dead on a Sunday. (As do Italy, Spain, and Portugal.) Deader than dead, like aliens came and took all life off Earth. I decide to visit the Jewish Museum and the villa of Gustav Klimt. (I remember vividly stumbling into a gallery with his work in 1985. What did I know about art? What did I know about anything for that matter? Afrikaanse kind van Heidelberg, geskool op Riversdal. No one taught us about art. I knew a few composers – the popular ones. And the scariest music teacher on Earth once made me play Bartók. I hated the atonal sounds, but got to like it once I mastered the piece. Anyway. I walked into a gallery and saw The Kiss by Klimt. I was completely overwhelmed and in awe. Over the years, my love for his work has grown into a deep love affair, in spite of the commercialization of it, and that in Vienna there are a billion touristy trinkets with his paintings on them: mugs, lighters, spectacle cases, scarves, even toilet paper.



The tram ride to the Villa is a sixteen-stop affair. I love the trams – they are always on time and a great way to people-watch and explore the city. AND – I am even offered a seat by youngsters! The perks of my age. I love it. But I love it even more to offer my seat to older persons, seeing how they appreciate it.
Last night on the tram home, three youngsters embarked with theatrical flair – I would think they are about sixteen. They flopped down next to a woman who I would think is about 85. Red beret, snazzy dresser, “with it!” She and I are equally gripped by the youngsters. The one sitting opposite us is good-looking (a boy) with a really huge mouth. He has braces on what looks like perfect teeth to me. He is extraordinarily camp, in a sweet way. The funniest thing is that his tongue has a complete life of its own. The more he talks with his hands, the wider he opens his mouth, pushing out his tongue. Once pushed out, the tongue does a full 360 degrees on the outside of his mouth. I am staring shamelessly. He notices me and the woman staring at him, which makes him even more animated.
The route to Klimt’s Villa is evidence of a good neighborhood. Magnificent properties line the roads. His villa is a short walk from the tram. I arrive to a crowd of people – queuing (what a strange word) outside the Villa. I change my mind and decide to come in the week when it will hopefully be quieter. En route, we pass Schönbrunn Palace, and I am drawn to the massive Christmas market in front of the palace. By now I have seen it all…the trinkets, the wood carvings, the candles, the knitted wear (R600 for a beanie…) and all the wonderful food. Up until now I have been drawn to the Glühwein like a moth to a flame. Today I decide to be brave and try another punch: Orange and Lime, made with white wine. And Raclette – melted Swiss cheese served on the deepest yellow, butteriest potatoes imaginable. Topped with chives, gherkins, and crispy fried onions (this would seem to be a national treasure – I wrote about these during my previous visit to Vienna), it is the most perfect taste combination in comfort food. I am prepared to do another 16-stop tram ride just for this! The Orange/Lime punch is an exciting discovery – even though for a second I thought of MedLemon. It is crispy warm – if there is such a sensation – the perfect combination of sweet and tart with a little kick!

By now the tourists are streaming into Vienna – I hear Russian (or what sounds like Russian – could be anything) at all the markets. Yet, there is always a place for one in the little restaurants. I treat myself to escape into the little cosy pubs at night, mostly to rest my weary bones (which is a tale for another blog…). I am complimented on my German which makes me very confident – I am sure it is anything but perfect. But, I think the locals appreciate the effort. Last night I ducked into a little pub that was so crammed I had to sit beneath the coat rails, totally enveloped by warm coats, with a radiator at my back. Heaven, as the outside feel temperature was -4!


Aperol Spritz and an open toastie (that is what they call it as well) with more melted cheese and sun-dried tomatoes. The previous night I succumbed to a little café just off the busiest street (Mariahilferstrasse) and ordered Kaiserschmarrn. (I remember when I came to Austria with my mother – it was all she wanted to eat…). A light, fluffy pancake that is cut up, sprinkled with icing sugar, and served with a (usually) berry sauce.

There are hardly any vegetables in sight – something that always surprises me as the markets are brimming with the most wonderful fresh vegetables. In a restaurant or at the street food vendors, the best one can hope for is a potato. And then there is Spätzle – of all the local traditions most probably one of my favourits. (Well, perhaps a close second only to Krapfen.)

Spätzle – a type of egg pasta (called Nokedli in Hungary) is a typical Central European dish that is most common in Swabia and Alsace. The best way to eat this, for me, is with only cheese and these incredibly crispy onions, of course with a glass of red wine. It is very simple to make – basically a soft pasta dough that is chopped into fast boiling water. Yet, it is an art to make it so that it is not too glutinous. Chewy but not dense. It is also served as a side dish to meat, and in the lower part of Germany with a creamy lentil sauce.
Well now you know what I spend most of my time doing…




